New Employee First Impressions

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Hiya! My name is Livia, and I’m the new kid here at SMF. Today marks the end of my first week, so I thought I’d share some first impressions in the language primarily used for inter-office communication here at Sanborn: GIF.

I used to work at an investment bank. Most days were like this

Bunny

So when I found out that I got hired at Sanborn, I was like

Sally

On my first day, I was a little nervous, but mostly excited

Beeker

I was amped that instead of “office clothes”, I could wear whatever I wanted

Ellen

And was about this excited when I found out we have an office kegerator

Beeker

A lot of times at new jobs, for the first week you’re all

Kenneth

But everyone keeps explaining things to me without me having to even ask, and I’m like

Dwight

Everyone seems to really work well together, and genuinely get along

Anchorman

I even got assigned Ryan as my BUDDY (here is his favorite gif)

Buddies

…just for asking dumb questions to

Harry

Grinch

Karen

Some of the fonts on my computer strangely look like thisScreen Shot 2013-10-18 at 11.55.25 AM,

and we tried a bunch of times to fix them

Zoolander

Alas, the mystery persists. Oh well! I can be patient…

Colbert

On Wednesday, Toofer came to work!

Toofer

And on Thursday everyone even took me to a welcome lunch! I was like

Patrick

Swanson

Russell

 

We got wings, which are my favorite food, so that was pretty delish

Wings

So yeah, it’s been a great first week! This weekend, when people ask me what my new job is like, I’m just gonna do this

Dance